If You’re Snooki, This is What Your Pumpkin Carving Looks Like

If you’re Snooki a.k.a NiC0LE P0LiZZi a.k.a. no-grown-woman-should-TypE-l!k3-thIS, from the Jersey Shore, then your pumpkin carving looks like a bedazzled, zebra-striped Halloween delicacy with a high-heeled shoe carved out. I also just learned that this lady has a line of slippers exclusive to Kohl’s, so you know you can expect great things. Oh. See what I did there?

These pumpkin photos were uploaded to her Twitter account. Anyways, back to the action:

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