Harbor House Café

After a long night of debauchery, I looked to foodbeast virgins Marc (MK) and Derek (DJDG), and we racked our brains for something in the near proximity that would still be open at the lonely hour of 2:00 a.m. in the morning. After the guys shot down my continuous plea to eat at Alerto’s (which we’ve already foodbeasted twice), Marc suggested we extend the evening and drive out to Sunset Beach and throw down at the Harbor House Café. So we did…

When I asked Marc what kind of food they had over at the Harbor House…he used his amazing verbal prowess to explain, I quote, “They have a shitload of shit!” One look at their gigantic menu once we arrived, and I completely understood that half-baked statement.

The view from Pacific Coast Highway.

Where we at??

I could spend an entire article just sharing the decor of the restaurant, but, I think you get the vibe from the above pictures.

My salad. Don’t worry, it accompanies my main course.

Derek’s sausage omelette. Apparently, upwards of 9 eggs went into the creation of this badboy.

I guess eating at 3:00 a.m. in the morning gives Derek the right of passage to enjoy a Fat Tire with his breakfast.

Marc’s spinach, tomato and onion omelette concoction. Hot. Damn.

Serious Marc. Deer-in-the-headlights me

I figured, since we were several feet away from the water of the beach, why not get an Albacore Stir-Fry dish? That’s what’s going on above.

The portions at The Harbor House Café were proper, so upon completion, it definitely was the end of the night. Gonna be up late? Swing by one of their two Southern California locations:

Sunset Beach
16341 Pacific Coast Highway
California, 90742

Dana Point
34157 Pacific Coast Highway
California, 92629