Guy Dressed Like a Teletubbie Breaks Into House to Steal Leftover Chinese Food

Nope, it’s not a joke. Anyone currently watching American Horror Story: Freak Show knows that clowns are once again as scary as ever. However, there will always be a terror in our hearts for the emotionless faces of the Teletubbies. So imagine one breaking into your home in the middle of the night.

According to a Bethlehem, PA, police report, a man dressed as a yellow Teletubbie broke into a friend’s house and stole some Chinese food from the refrigerator and dumped it into his man purse.

Bethlehem police responded to the call after the owner of the residence reported the damage done to his door, reports Lehigh Valley Live. The police found the costumed thief a few blocks away from the home. Obviously it wasn’t difficult, thanks to the large yellow costume and giant man purse filled with leftovers.

The owner of the home declined to press charges to what likely is nothing more than a drunken prank by a friend. Still, it’s gotta be a blast for the officer filing the report.

H/T First We Feast