World’s Biggest Asshole Asks Fast Food Workers to Remake His Burgers to Look Like Ads

YouTuber Greg Benson wanted to find out what would happen if he asked fast food workers to redo his burgers to look more like their ads. We know what you’re thinking: that’s a surefire way to get pubes in your whopper. Regardless, Benson wore a hidden camera and asked employees at Burger King, Jack in the Box and McDonald’s to remake his “not very attractive” limp burgers into something “more like the picture”.

The results of the quick fixer-uppers are mildly surprising. Still, for his sake, we hope he didn’t eat the burger sequels. Unless he’s a fan of tacos with a side of loogies. Watch the world’s politest asshole prank your favorite fast food joints: