Fake Bouncer Trolls Starbucks Customers, Their Reactions Are Priceless

According to comedian Jena Kingsley, the most annoying things in the world are 1) bouncers who won’t let you in if you aren’t on the list and 2) when you can’t get your morning coffee. Looking to apply the politics of club entry and testing the patience of coffee-deprived patrons, Kingsely posted outside of a NYC Starbucks and duped hapless people into thinking she was an actual bouncer.

The comedian even offers advice on how to get in faster. It helps if you’re a hot woman, try to make a reservation, and if you’re a dude, PS: “You know how like at a club, if there’s too many men, they like women. So, maybe if you get some women to go in with you…” Also, if the line is too long “there’s a coffee shop right around the corner, you can just wait and then come back.” Priceless.

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