ERMAHGERD CRAYUMS — Ketchup and Mustard Bottles in Crayon Form

Unleash the inner artist in you on your favorite burger with these awesome Crayon-shaped ketchup and mustard bottles. Now with greater (eh, debatable) precision that just squeezing out of the bottles that they come in, these Crayums ketchup and mustard bottles will do more than your standard zig-zag of condiments.How much more? Maybe a criss-cross of thinner zig-zags? I don’t really know, actually. Well, whatever, at least they look cool.

The Crayums come in a set of two 8″ plastic, reusable bottles that can hold up to 8 ounces. Buy one today and fill them both with hot sauce to piss off your friends have fun again with your food!

[$10.84 @ Amazon]

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