Jungle Cruise Has A $300 Sunrise Safari Breakfast Option For Us Disneyland Freaks
There’s a ton of great food to eat around Disneyland and now for the right price, you can enjoy it on their Jungle Cruise ride in the wee hours of the morning.
If you have $300 lying around (per person), an affinity for Disneyland’s Jungle Cruise ride, and you absolutely love breakfast, the magical kingdom has something just for you: Jungle Cruise Sunrise Safari Breakfast.
The price doesn’t include park admission, so after attending breakfast, you’ll be promptly escorted out of the park. Some other fun things to note, the meals are early AF, to the tune of 5:30 a.m. or 6:30 a.m., presumably to not affect the normal operational hours of the park. The “Sunrise” part of this trip is very much taken to heart.
Who the hell would pay for something that exorbitant? According to the OC Weekly, a lot of people will pay that. The event is for a limited time, running from now through December 2nd, and apparently the few spots left on the breakfast cruise are limited to weekday trips.
Here’s the exact description straight from Disneyland’s reservation page:
Start Your Day with a Wild Feast
Becoming a Jungle Cruise skipper is no easy task. It takes years of training and practice—or at least a boat and a megaphone. In the interest of grooming our newest batch of recruits—totally unrelated to rumors of skippers joining the local tribe of headhunters—we invite you to our Sunrise Safari Breakfast Adventure.
As your journey begins, you’ll meet your safari guide and make your way into the African savannah. There you’ll dine on a wild assortment of unique breakfast favorites inspired by the jungle diet of the rare “brunching tiger,” including fresh pastries, exotic fruit & chia parfaits, eggs, glazed pork belly bacon, pan-seared sausage and roasted gold potato & onion hash along with an assortment of juices, freshly brewed coffee and specialty teas.
After your feast is finished, your guide will escort you back to civilization in time for a private ride on the Jungle Cruise to hone your skipper skills before the park opens to the public.
To certify these brave explorers as officially unofficial Jungle Cruise skippers, each Guest will receive a special Tribal Mask keepsake to commemorate their adventure.
Price
$300 per Guest, includes tax and gratuity. No discounts may be applied.
…or just grab a breakfast croissant and eat it on the boat during normal Disneyland operating hours. You’ll be enjoying the same terribly funny Jungle Cruise ad-libbed narration from your boat driver either way. Win-win.
