Creepy/Awesome Valentine’s Gift Idea: Your Head on a PEZ Dispenser

Yes, you read correctly. Hot Pop Factory insists that it’s not strange and terrifying to eat sugar pills from your own plastic neck. Using X-Box Kinect motion sensors to scan your cranium and mold you into a candy dispenser that roughly resembles a soap carving of the expressionless mannequin version of you is perfectly normal. Welcome to the new year.

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I very much think I’d prefer the Disney Princess version. Belle and I were always tight.

H/T Geekologie +PicThx Hot Pop

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