Chicken Lover Tweeted Himself Having Sex With A McChicken [VERY NSFW, SERIOUSLY]

‘It’s the internet,’ I said. ‘I’ve seen everything,’ I said. This video couldn’t be that shocking, but as I scrolled through Twitter, looking for this infamous video that set the internet ablaze, I really wish I hadn’t.

We’ve all seen some things, but nothing really gets you quite ready for a dude sticking his erection into a McDonald’s McChicken and masturbating with it, while in his room. The man’s Twitter handle was @McDonaldsChiraq and his account has since been suspended, but the video lives on.

There’s a re-tweeted video at the bottom of this post, but I’m going to ease you in with some reactions, from which you then can decide for yourself if you really want to keep scrolling.

__________

__________

__________

__________

__________

All right, guys.

__________

It’s coming.

__________

Last chance to turn around and live your life.

__________

I warned you, but…

__________

Here it is.

(Link to the gentleman’s Tweet)

More content

Eating Out
Chick-fil-A’s New ‘Daybright’ Cafe Might Be Their Answer To Starbucks
Earlier this month, Chick-fil-A teased a new spinoff cafe concept called “Daybright,” and yesterday the doors officially opened to the public. Located at 4326 Jimmy…
,
Products
‘Dunkaroos’ Just Got A Toilet-Themed Makeover—Meet ‘Dunkapoos’
What do Dunkaroos and poop have in common? Absolutely nothing. That is, until now. To celebrate Halloween, Staff—a brand known for putting chaotic spins on…
,
Products
Did Toucan Sam Just Declare War On Cocoa Puffs?
Is Toucan Sam calling out Sonny the Cuckoo Bird? It certainly looks like it. WK Kellogg has announced a new Froot Loops spinoff called “Cocoa…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox