Is there such a thing as too much bacon? If you're my doctor, yes. My inner lover of salted pork, however, keeps rescheduling that yearly check up. Until I find some sensible middle ground, I'll be forever enticed by Lady Bacon's saline kiss.

ButcherBox is giving a lifetime's worth of free bacon to anyone who signs up for a monthly subscription to the meat delivery service. I'll hold for a moment while you grab a napkin.

According to ButcherBox, the bacon supply is sourced from slow-growing, minimally process pigs — uncured, nitrate-free, and sugar free. Alright guys, quit twisting my arm.

Here's what you'll have to do though:

Subscribe to any type of ButcherBox from June 6 through the end of the month. Every month, you'll get a free pack of bacon as long as you keep that subscription.

Those who cancel that subscription, however, will void their monthly bacon.

Anyone in need of a steady supply of meat can choose from a variety of different boxes or create their own custom meat chest to be delivered monthly. If you're NOT just in this for the bacon, here's what you'll be able to choose from when you subscribe:

Patrons can mix and match meats, request add-ons like sausage or burgers, and can probably never set foot inside an authentic butcher shop again. Though, Gordon Ramsay might have a few words with you.

Happy frying, everyone.