Meet Alberto, The Stereotypically Hilarious Terrible Italian Waiter

We’ve all had our moments in Italian restaurants — curious about the menu, a whimsical Italian waiter finding every magical adjective to explain a dish he may or may not have ever tasted. That’s “Alberto,” played by Vine star Rudy Mancuso, waiting on a gorgeous couple played out by Melanie Iglesias and Ray Diaz.

Welcome to Alberto’s, where everything is fresh, all the dishes are Alberto’s favorite, and of course, he has nothing you actually want:

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