You usually can't find anything healthy to eat at the theater, but the newly released "Fifty Shades Darker" movie seems to have moviegoers sneaking in healthy treats, in the form of cucumbers.
Workers at cinemas around the world have been posting photos of cucumbers mysteriously left on theater floors, which can only mean one thing — fans of the erotic "Fifty Shades Darker" film really care about getting their vitamin K.
OK, OK, enough beating around the bush, we all know what the insinuation is, and it's pretty gnarly.
The fact that the following photo was tweeted by an Australian theater itself gives us hope that it was a gag, especially since the usher is holding the cucumber with his bare hands.
There's also the Fredrikstad Kino theater in Norway, which found two cucumbers on its floor. Thankfully, it looks like those were not immediately grabbed by hand.
Whoever's bringing in these cucumbers probably isn't getting enough vitamin D, if you know what I mean, and this is the latest example of why we're not allowed to bring in outside food. Y'all are ruining it for everyone. But seriously, there's no way this is real, right?