We suggest bookmarking this one for future reference. Particular scenarios in which it might come in handy include: wine parties your significant other drags you to, shopping at the overpriced cheese "boutique" that opened down the street, and random opportunities to throw it into conversations.
Friend: My kid is the funniest thing, he just won the spelling bee at school today.
You: Oh, that's cute. But can he pronounce Ossau-Iraty? Didn't think so. I recommend putting him up for adoption.