Insane Conspiracy Theory Unveils Bob Saget As The Cholula Lady, Bob Saget Responds
It all started with a tweet, as someone (probably stoned) randomly alerted comedian Bob Saget that he looked like the woman who graces the label of the Cholula bottle. As comedians do, Saget promptly put up a funny post on Instagram, saying “Seriously, I do not remember posing for this,” and the internet took off with it this past June.
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Bob Saget thinks he looks like lady on the Cholula hot sauce bottle. He’s kinda right. pic.twitter.com/m69Oztsyr6
— Zach Sang Show (@ZachSangShow) June 22, 2017
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Why is Bob Saget trying to ruin Cholula for me. Does he not want me to eat any food.
— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) June 22, 2017
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FUCKING BOB SAGET LOOKS LIKE THE WOMAN ON THE BOTTLE OF CHOLULA
— Lisandro Ramirez (@YA_BOI_RMZ) June 22, 2017
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Bob Saget whitewashing and comparing his pasty ass to the Cholula girl
— brandi ☀️ (@janexgloriana) June 22, 2017
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The resemblance is uncanny, and Mr. Danny Tanner himself addressed the allegations while on First We Feast’s Hot One’s.
“Someone sent me a tweet that said, ‘You look like her,’ and I couldn’t argue with it. The Cholula lady does have a resemblance. But Cholula hasn’t let go of me, they keep holding on to the tiger’s tale, saying, ‘We supply the spice, Bob supplies the comedy.’ Somebody called up, one (of Bob’s) representative, and said, ‘You want to do an ad, because you’re kind of talking about him like he’s promoting your product?’ But that’s the end of the story. It just sucks.”
That was an anticlimactic end to the story, but we can always hold on to the hope that the two work together. It would be funny, even if it died in a week.
OK, time to be real, even with the deepest of tans, Bob Saget could never pass as a middle-aged Mexican woman.
