Watch Matt Stonie Crush Big Smoke’s Entire Order From GTA: San Andreas In 35 Minutes

If you ever played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, you may remember a mission from the video game entitled “Drive-Thru,” in which character Big Smoke ordered a crap-ton of food off of the “Cluckin’ Bell” menu. The order is in the above video in case you don’t remember or want a quick refresher.

Six months ago, the 4chan community of Reddit apparently decided to break down what was actually in that order. Competitive eater Matt Stonie saw that post, did a little bit more research, and came up with a real-life version of the massive meal, combining different fried chicken orders from McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A, and Popeye’s to replicate what Big Smoke ordered.

In total, Stonie’s version came out to a whopping 9,050 calories, which is enough food to feed a grown man for at least 4 days. Stonie then proceeded to down the entire fried chicken feast while challenging himself to finish in under an hour. It was all in his bottomless stomach within 35 minutes.

I don’t know how Stonie or Big Smoke can handle all that food at once, but DAMN, am I impressed.

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