Anthony Bourdain Completely RIPS The Unicorn Frappuccino

Anthony Bourdain has traveled the world and eaten a plethora of unique foods from parts unknown, yet the man would not be caught dead drinking something as basic as Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino.

While being interviewed by Town & Country, Bourdain said he despised everything about the limited drink that took over social media, and he even took a shot at all Frappuccinos in general.

“Wow, that’s like four things I hate all in one sentence: Starbucks, unicorns, and the colors pink and purple,” he told the Town & Country. “Also a Frappuccino! It’s the perfect nexus of awfulness. Just add pumpkin spice to that mix, and you can nuke the whole country.”

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Even with all that vitriol running through Bourdain’s veins, the Unicorn Frap came and went, so no one has to hear about it again. But rest assured more trendy Starbucks drinks will come around, and Bourdain’s blood will boil once again.

h/t thrillist

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