Hilariously Ridiculous Story Of Felicia, The Agency Girl Whose Juice Cleanse Keeps Getting Stolen

As any normal, sane and periodically health conscious person knows, there’s a certain struggle involved with going on a juice cleanse.

It’s expensive, it’s draining and if you’re in an office with a communal fridge, things can get weird. Like this unnamed (but very real) young lady who brought her juice to work only to have it snagged by someone else during lunch time. You bet she wasn’t happy.

Here’s the screen cap from her first e-mail out to 500+ employees:

Funny enough, right?

Wrong.

The very next day the juice thief struck again. The girl, who we’ll call Felicia for the sake of privacy (and character), lashed out via e-mail once more. This time, Felicia was very specific with the number of the juice in her plan that kept getting swiped:

That might be the end. The last e-mail correspondence happened yesterday. As of today, it looks like we have a couple hours before we find out if Felicia will be sucking back on juice for lunch, or if she’ll be punching out another angry e-mail.

Stay tuned as we await for news on the potential full trilogy from our source.