This Might Be the Pumpkin Spice Anthem You’ve Been Waiting For [Watch]

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This seems to be what happens when you’re “White Girl Wasted.” At least wasted on Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

It’s from “The Girls from the Rude.” Youtube channel and Boyfriend69.com collaborated to bring us “#PSL,” the song that could very well haunt you the rest of this holiday season.

Some of you might already be tired of all the food that’s being transformed into pumpkin catastrophes. Well, now it’s being transitioned into music form.

With a hook that repeats, “Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin Spice. What you know ’bout that latte life?” and a classic line, “Callin’ you up, don’t mean to be pushy. Time to come over and eat my pumpkin spice pussy.” The sheer ridiculousness is probably on par with any shitty hip hop you hear on the radio these days.

If this late into the fall, you’re still going strong with your daily PSLs, then this song will truly be your anthem. For the rest of you, it will be a nasty earwig.

H/T Pop Sugar

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