Sounds Reasonable: Japanese Cafe Sometimes Closed Due to ‘Hangovers,’ ‘Witch Attacks,’ and ‘Feeling Kind of Sad Today’

hangover1

Ask anyone for a single reason they didn’t want to come to work today, and you’ll probably end up with a list of at least ten or twelve. But it’s a rare employer who’ll actually grant you a day off simply because you were “feeling kind of sad.”

To the folks at the Ajiyoshi cafe in Tsukuba, Japan, however, being down in the dumps is a totally legitimate reason to play hooky. As is “the summer heat being […] too much to take,” “eating too many grilled chicken skewers,” and “magic attack-related back pain.”

hangover2

According to Japanese news site Rocket News, the notoriously easy-going, mom-n-pop cafe Ajiyoshi has been known to close its doors on a whim frequently throughout the years, but always with good reason, as proven by the chalkboard sign outside or the restaurant’s Twitter feed.

Some of our favorites include:

“We’re feeling kind of sad today. So, we’re closed.”

“We totally screwed up cooking one of our side dishes. So, we’re closed.”

“A witch attacked us out of the blue. We’re in bed with magic attack-related back pain.”

“Hungover. Try again tomorrow.”

“We ate too many grilled chicken skewers yesterday. Sorry, we’re gonna have to take the day off.”

Can you say dream job?

PicThx Rocket News

More content

Products
Snoop Dogg Will Pay You $10K A Month To Taste Ice Cream
Finding out that Snoop Dogg has a family-owned ice cream company and is currently looking for an official ice cream taste tester was not on…
,
Culture
Craig Robinson Reveals Just How Much Food Actors Get On TV Sets
Craig Robinson is someone you know, even if you weren’t paying attention to his memorably hilarious and zany characters in classic shows like The Office…
,
Products
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Is Getting A ‘Swicy’ Chamoy Makeover
This might be the most unexpected fusion-ha! of 2026. Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Chamoy Mega, the #1 chamoy brand in the U.S. and Mexico, are…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox