Here’s What Crystal Skull Vodka Looks Like With a Face

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If you’ve ever wondered what that Crystal Skull Vodka bottle would look like with skin, er, look no further. When a group of forensic scientists found a bottle at their liquor store, they  knew exactly what they had to do, for society’s sake. So they added some faux skin and performed a facial reconstruction to see the man behind the bottle.

The results are pretty astonishing.

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The project involved adding on several layers of fake muscle and body mass before a realistic form took shape. The laughing drunk with a bottle coming out of his head is a little disturbing, but hey, anything for science.

We just have one question: what inspired those lovely flowing locks? It’s a hairdo any Disney Princess would envy.

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Picthx Crystal Head Vodka

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