Shaquille O’Neal’s New ‘Luv Shaq’ Vodka Just Sounds Icky

Pardon my sixth grade mentality, but come on. I can’t be the only one thinking that a vodka line called “Luv Shaq” by Shaquille O’Neal just feels all 50 shades of uncomfortable. Please Shaq, keep your clear love liquids to yourself. Ew.

Scheduled to release early next year, “Luv Shaq” vodka, released in partnership with Devotion Vodka, is reported to be sugar-free, gluten-free (for boozing athletes) as well as coconut flavored. According to the New York Post, the bottle will also feature a super sexy image of O’Neal with giant wings.

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via Huffington Post

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