Urinal Cakes Shaped Like Actual Cakes Let You Pee Over Everything You Love

Sometimes people have bad days, I get it. Maybe you’ve finally reached the age where your birthday is more a hassle than a celebration. Or maybe you’ve forgotten your anniversary, again. Regardless of the miserable circumstances though, it is never okay to express your disdain by taking your party cake and peeing all over it.

Until now.

Brought to us by Minnesota’s Carmichael Collective, these delicious-looking urinal cakes come in 5 “flavors,” including a two-layer strawberry cake, a birthday cake, a wedding cake, a cupcake and hotcakes. Unfortunately the designs appear to be just concepts for now. But if these darlings ever do go commercial, I just hope someone installs them in a public location, like a theme park or a restaurant.

Dance, my curious and bewildered puppets, dance.

More photos below:

via Laughing Squid

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