‘Milking’ Is Stupid, and a Horrible Waste of Milk

There’s an ignorant crack about British dental hygiene in here, but for the sake of journalistic integrity, I’ll refrain.

But seriously Britain, wot the bloody hell?

Joining the ranks of such tired web pranks as planking and owling, “milking” entails going out into a public space and pouring milk over your head as random passerby question your sanity. Never mind that it just looks stupid, what about all the dairy dishes you’ve now effectively barred yourself from having? Did you want some cereal for breakfast this morning? How about a homemade milkshake for dessert?

I guess you could do what the guy at 2:03 did and bring your bowl into the milk shower along with you, but I for one prefer my breakfasts hair and dumbass-free.

via HuffPo

More content

Products
Uncrustables Has First-Ever Limited-Edition Flavor: Peanut Butter & Mixed Berry
NFL players will soon have a new Uncrustables flavor to eat throughout the season. Hitting retailers nationwide this summer, Peanut Butter & Mixed Berry Spread…
,
CultureEating Out
This Epic Filipino Festival Feeds Like A Family Party — With LA’s Best Filipino Eats
Baryo HiFi, the Filipino festival that captured Angelenos’ hearts and appetites last year, returns this Saturday, May 3 — and this time, its expanded food…
,
Eating Out
White Castle Joins The Dirty Soda Craze With Two New Fizzy Creations
White Castle, America’s first fast food hamburger chain—famous for serving up hot and tasty sliders since 1921—is rolling out a new kind of refreshment: Dirty…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox