Craving: The Widowmaker

I guess finishing this really will make you fat. We’re witnessing 1.5 lbs of ground beef, an entire package of bacon, a package of Italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips sitting between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas all topped with Velveeta Cheese and heaps of Marinara sauce.