Suddenly, the world thinks it's ok to turn root beer floats into Oreos and tomatoes into champagne. If you've already lost all faith in humanity, read on. If you still have a shred of hope for mankind, please return to scrolling through status updates on Facebook. Ok, the bad news: Chocolate Chip Cookie Sparkling Water exists. In fact, it's been around for a while.
Spotted a few days ago by an Impulsive Buy reader at H-E-B ( a Texas supermarket chain), Marvo points out, "chocolate chip cookie sparkling water has to be the least satisfying way to enjoy the flavor of a chocolate chip cookie." Our sentiments exactly. Note, the cute lack of calories and sodium, and the addition of "natural and artificial flavors". Others have described the novelty drink as a "Chocolate Buttercream Lip Smacker I once owned as a tween". Yet, who knows. Maybe liquid chocolate chip cookies taste fantastic. In that case, I'll gladly drink a glass with my nightly, solid chocolate chip cookies.