Who: The Cheesecake Factory AKA the Fattiest Sit-Down Restaurant In America
What: Is celebrating National Cheesecake Day by sabotaging your summer diet hardcore. That is, offering any cheesecake slice for half-price and effectively guaranteeing you'll buy at least, like, five. They're also debuting a new Lemon Meringue Cheesecake, so make that six.
Where: Participating locations, dine-in only.
When: Next Wednesday and Thursday (7/30 - 7/31), for National Cheesecake Day
