In the words of a drunk Dalek: INTOXICATE! The perfect prop for your Comic Con cosplay this year, this Sonic Screwdriver is a pretty impressive replica of the Doctor's handy-dandy tool. Bonus, it's practical! Just pop off the bottom to find a bottle opener. Sadly it doesn't make the signature sonic sound whovian's know and love but who cares, it opens beers. Basically, this is one of the nerdiest ways you can get plastered.
We're not responsible if you end up wibbly-wobbly wasted running around your house obnoxiously singing the opening theme. Ooooooweeeeoooohhh!