Man Burns Penis After Having Sex with a Pizza, Domino’s Tweets Epic Response

While we’re usually not a fan of corporate Twitter accounts, they tend to be bland and much too perky, this Twitter chat between Domino’s UK and one of their customers deserves a slow clap.

After making sweet, hot love to a pizza, @ITK_AGENT_VIGO reached out to @Dominos_UK for a refund. The man complained that “STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA,” making sure to stick to all caps throughout the rest of the exchange.

In response, Domino’s replied brilliantly. While we acknowledge this exchange is most likely fake, we like to entertain the possibility that there’s an ambitious pizza out there trying to give lonely men blow jobs. Read on:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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