On Friday's segment of Real Time with Bill Maher, host Bill Maher addressed recent reports of Christians stiffing restaurant servers on tips in the name of Jesus and argued that "there's always a good moral Christian reason to tell everyone you meet to fuck off and die."

Maher cited a story of an Applebee's waitress in Missouri who received a note in replace of a tip that read, "I give God 10%. Why do you get 18," and another incident in Kansas where a table refused to tip their waiter due to his "homosexual lifestyle."

“Just admit you’re selfish,” he urged conservatives, further pointing out that "not tipping your gay waiter will not make him put his penis in a woman. It will make him put his penis in your pasta primavera."

Watch the clip below:

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