The best things in life are
free boozy bacon simple. Like this marshmallow Peeps-infused vodka recipe concocted by Nicole of Baking Bites. The process involves two very hassle-free steps: 1) Fill a large jar with Peeps 2) Drown those suckers in some decent vodka. Oh, and then you have to wait 3-4 days to let the whole sugary episode steep.
According to Nicole, it's worth the wait:
All of the exterior sugar of the marshmallows came right off, and the Peeps partly dissolved, infusing the vodka with a subtle sweetness. So when you taste the vodka, you will get a hint of sugar up front, followed by the flavor of whatever vodka you chose to use.
We're guessing this peep-infused liquor is less appalling than your average Smirnoff-flavored vodka and more like adding a hint of simple syrup to your drink. Hey, we could get down with that.