While many folks waited endless hours in line to be one of the first to get their paws on a shiny new phone iPhone 5, this creep decided the first thing he'd do with the new toy is test its microwave durability.

As you can guess, the phone doesn't hold up to the crazy effects of the food zapper. For those of you that don't want to sift through the creepily voiced over tragedy of a video, here are the highlights through timecodes:

• 1:06 phone enters microwave
• 2:05 first visible signs of phone distress
• 2:17 phone engulfed in flames
• 2:46 phone really engulfed in flames
• 3:57 really witty iPhone 5 "hottest phone on the market" joke

[via Gizmodo]