I'm not saying this means anything. If anything, I just saw bits of the film Knowing and I'm well assured that people simply see what they want to see. With that preliminary out of the way, an eater from across the way said they bit into a Kit-Kat and the first thing they noticed was a face in their wafery wake. Publicity stunt from Kit-Kat? Am I being too cynical? Not cynical enough? Whatever, scrutinize the picture all you want. I'm craving a Kit-Kat bar now!

Elie Ayrouth

Elie is a product of Orange County, CA. In early 2012, his dentist diagnosed him with 8 different cavities, three of which on the same tooth, as a result of his 23-year Sour Patch Kid addiction.