For those days when you can’t decide whether you want to dry your dishes or fold some origami, the creative masterminds at Alt Group have devised a solution: a tea towel that can be folded into the shape of (wait for it . . . . . .) a raw chicken.

Taxi shared the creation, which comes printed with intricate origami-like folding instructions. The cotton towel (pale pink in color, completing the look of a goosepimply, bald bird body) was designed specifically for a Fisher and Paykel sales conference, so it’s not available for purchase. But origami nerds and extreme chicken fans take heart—with some relatively simple instructions, any towel can be folded into the shape of a chicken.

In the long line of awesomely useless kitchen accessories, the raw chicken tea towel is just one more thing you didn’t know you needed. You’re welcome.

H/T + PicThx Taxi