7 Hilarious Amazon Reviews on the Real-Life Vagina Toaster


We know what you’re wondering. Is this actually a burnt vagina on toast? Is it actually for sale? For actual people to purchase? I can’t even…

Well, ladies and gentlement, the answer is yes — a bona fide vagina toaster does indeed exist.


So, for all those lucky folks in the world who have always wanted the image of a vagina toasted onto their bread, you’re in luck. The Vagina Toaster will run you$45 (pocket change for the Holy Grail of toasters) and comes in blue, green, white, red, and yellow. The perfect way to emblazon your bread with a coochie.

Oh, and the reviews on Amazon are the best. Warning: tiny font ahead.

Incorrectly Labia



Tiny Hair Crannies



Great with the kids



Hold the blood pudding, please



No Purple?!!?! No sale.



‘Dive’ in!



Perfection vagina-toaster-2


The Vagina Toaster $45 @Amazon

H/T Incredible Things

Nora Landis-Shack was born to be a foodie. With a classically trained French chef for a father, she’s been exploring new tastes since she was big enough to help chop vegetables for dinner. Pig’s feet, frog’s legs, and tripe are delicious child’s play. Which isn’t to say she doesn’t love a great steak. Because she does. With frites, please.

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