how-to-cut-toast

Did you wake up today and stare at your piece of buttered toast in absolute confusion? You're convinced it tastes better when cut diagonally, but should you slice it once down the middle or go full-on Zorro style? Then there's the option of cooking your egg directly in the bread, which would be the most efficient way to go about things. At this point, you're so overwhelmed that you're about to call it quits and reach for the cereal instead...

Luckily, this guide on "How to Cut Toast" exists for the sole purpose of solving your first world dilemma. The guide displays several optimal ways to slice your bread, letting you peruse your choices with ease. Finally, you can wake up knowing everything is right in the world.

How to cut toast

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Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.