This chick is everywhere -- I see her cheeky face on my morning toast, pancakes, cupcakes, and even bagel bites. I'm starting to think she's stalking me. Although, my therapist tells me I'm having delusions of kawaii and that I'm simply hallucinating about her whiskered face.

Then, this happens: Hello Kitty melons. Apparently, her mugshot was carved into the fruit while it was still green and before the web-like casing covered the skin. There are 300 of these selling for $49 each. Yes, $49. I swear, I'm not crazy. Maybe. Call me.

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