Wonka Ice Cream Launches with Seven Flavors, None of Which Include “Shredded Golden Tickets”

Willy Wonka just took to the Internet touting his latest sweet tooth tease, Wonka Ice Cream. The latest Wonka brand sweetness comes out the gate with seven new flavors. Don’t be thrown by the flamboyant names and psychedelic package design, you won’t be dealing with trick-flavors or a blueberry cinnamon-flavor that turns you into a floating balloon.

Instead, the flavors available are more reminiscent of Ben & Jerry’s type flavors, like their Jimmy Fallon-branded Late Night Snack product that features chocolate and potato chips. According to the new Wonka Ice Cream website, currently, all 7 flavors of the new Wonka Ice Cream can only be found at retail locations in northern California, and Reno, NV.

Looks like the Oompa-Loompas are going to have to work double time to broaden their distribution. Here’s a look at all 7 flavors:

• Kerfuffle Truffle – chocolate ice cream with chocolate truffles and swirls of fudge (1/2 cup serving – 260 calories, 15 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 60 milligrams of cholesterol, 28 grams of carbohydrates, and 22 grams of sugar).
• Chipperberry Swirl – black raspberry and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips (1/2 cup serving – 210 calories, 13 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 30 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, and 18 grams of sugar).
• Chocolate Mintropolis – chocolate ice cream with peppermint patties and chocolate mint cookies (1/2 cup serving – 250 calories, 14 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 70 milligrams of sodium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, and 19 grams of sugar).
• Caramel Nut Kadoozle – caramel ice cream with mixed nut brittle and walnut caramel swirl (1/2 cup serving – 250 calories, 14 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 135 milligrams of sodium, 29 grams of carbohydrates, and 26 grams of sugar).
• Chocolate Chipper Chip – vanilla ice cream with chocolate and potato chip bark pieces (1/2 cup serving – 270 calories, 17 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 130 milligrams of sodium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, and 21 grams of sugar).
• Chocolate Snowflakes – vanilla ice cream with chocolate flakes (1/2 cup serving – 220 calories, 14 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 30 milligrams of sodium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, and 18 grams of sugar).
• Kernelpuff Caramelstuff – caramel corn ice cream with popped kernels, pecan pralines and salted caramel swirls (1/2 cup serving – 230 calories, 13 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 130 milligrams of sodium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, and 23 grams of sugar).