Watch Andy Milonakis Make ‘Golden Pig Fried Rice’ with Pig Ears, Rice-A-Roni and 23-karat Gold

In his first episode of his own online cooking series called Fat Prince, once awkward TV personality Andy Milonakis is now an awkwardly pleasant chef of his own right on YouTube.

This inaugural episode introduces guest chefs Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo (co-owners of Los Angeles restaurant Animal) to help bring Andy’s dream of Golden Pig Fried Rice to life. Together, the trio uses pricey pig ears, 23-karat gold leaves, Rice-A-Roni and Spam to build their oddly mouthwatering dish.

The most poignant part of the video revolves around the group sitting around the table remarking about how they’ll “get to shit gold” in a couple of days. As Mr. Milonakis would say: mazel tov, bitches:

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