This Extra-Long Lovers’ Spaghetti Noodle Helps You Eat ‘Doggy-Style’

Because you’re still taking romantic advice from Disney movies, gift site Firebox has created a meter-long pasta noodle to let you re-enact that famous spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.

“Perfect for ca-noodle-ing,” the product description reads, and “the best way to instigate some natural & spontaneous kissing.”  The dry noodle is folded in on itself and stored in a meter-long black box. Personally, I think it sounds like a lot of work to chew through a whole three feet of garlic-laden starch, one noodle at a time, while also trying to be cute and romantic. Anyone got a knife and a breath mint?

Lovers’ Long Spaghetti, $16.29 @ Firebox

H/T Nerdalicious

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