This ‘Caffeinated Toothbrush’ is Just One Step Below a Caffeinated Pillow

Is there no end to our caffeine dependency? We can’t even be bothered to drag ourselves out of bed, pick an outfit, get changed, do our hair, brush our teeth, walk into the kitchen, grab a cup and flip a switch before getting our coffee fix?

Yeah, okay, that actually does sound pretty hard.

To help cut down on the oppressive delay between opening your eyes in the morning and giving your body the fuel to even do so, Colgate has recently revealed plans for a toothbrush with a built-in caffeine patch, that would release the chemical while you brush your teeth.

According to the Daily Mail, caffeine is just one of a range of specialized patches Colgate has in the works. Others include mint and apple flavored ones, ones that release aspirin and even a “diet toothbrush” which would release an appetite suppressant.

I think I’d prefer a coffee that cleans my teeth for me (and doesn’t leave bad coffee breath behind), thanks.

H/T + PicThx Daily Mail