McDonald's

Every other day of the week, Mang and I have to make the trek out to Irvine to conduct research on Calculus, Multi-Variable Equations, and of course, Korean girls. Today, on our detour through beautiful Anaheim, CA, we spotted the golden arches of the all-mighty McDonald’s, and we were forced to u-turn and feed ourselves. Peep game.

30 Seconds Or Less? Not sure if that’s even going on anymore. Oh yeah, get off the phone while driving…it’s illegal now numbnut! If you must speak with someone, put the phone in your lap, take your eyes off the rode completely, and text with both hands the legal way. The law is the law people.

Center stage, Mang.

My sugar-free-vanilla Ice Coffee. I had to see what the hype was about…so I chose the one that would probably taste the worst, and sure enough, it didn’t taste half bad! I thought sugar free was supposed to taste like ass, apparently Ronald is out for some Starbucks blood.

Grilled Chicken BBQ wrap.

Double cheeseburger. Also, FYI, it is likely that the McDonald’s Value Menu will be facing some changes in the near future, due to the discussion of higher production costs. Though the dollar values may not dissappear over night, you might expect one less piece of cheese on your Double Cheeseburgers (Double Burger with Cheese), etc. Oh well, don’t hate the playa…hate the game.

Check this fix though, Mang picked up a six pack of nuggets…for:

…for $2.59. Of course, it is now common knowledge that a 4-piece Chicken McNugget meal is $1.00. Simple math shows us, that for $2.00, we can get 2 4-piece meals, totalling 8 Chicken McNuggets. Shame on McDonald’s? Praise them for fooling us idiots. “Ohhh I just don’t want that many nuggets,” (a) kill yourself? (b) get the 8 pieces for cheaper, and throw away 2 of them.

Until next time McDonald’s, until next time….

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