Anyone familiar with the exploits of one Homer Simpson could easily tell you that lovable oaf's drink of choice was a cold Duff Beer. However, the Duff name that was so commonplace in the small town of Springfield remained completely elusive here in the real world...until now.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, Duff Beer is a reality. The beer that you knew all about growing up but could never physically have is now available in three dimensions with alcohol included. This isn't some energy drink with the Duff label posing as beer, this is a premium lager that stands to get you into just as many ridiculous hijinks as our pal Homer. I haven't been this excited about a fake product coming to life since Wonka Bars and Everlasting Gobstoppers.

($39 @ Firebox)