Subway Ditches Jared and Goes With Sexy Devil for Halloween Commercial

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It looks like Subway has replaced Jared Fogle with a young girl in a mini skirt. Subway isn’t known for creating provocative commercials, that’s usually more of a Carl’s Jr. tactic. But in this ad, they bust out a sexy devil costume and even a sexy football player costume.

The premise of the commercial is that you shouldn’t stop eating healthy just because summer’s over. You still have to worry about getting slutty for Halloween and it’s hard to do that while scarfing down burgers.

So basically, they want to let us know you can always find a reason to dress like a harlot. And in those situations, Subway can assist you in maximizing your inner-slut. Or something like that.

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