Sober Guy Writes Helpful Letter To Future Drunk Self, Drunk Self Responds Violently

People tend to have trouble making sound decisions while drinking, so any help is usually welcome.

That was probably Sober Steve’s thought when he wrote a letter to his future drunk, and hungover self. Knowing that he was probably going to go off the deep end that night, Steve tried to help himself out by writing:

“To Drunk Steve, please drink this bottle of water before bed then you an have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you. From Sober Steve.”

Sounds like a pretty solid plan, but apparently Drunk Steve didn’t appreciate the advice, as this photo posted by Steve’s friend showed:

“F*ck you Sober Steve, I do what I want. P.S. Tell hangover Steve he’s lil b*tch.”

Unfortunately, there was no response from Hangover Steve, but we can imagine he was a little pissed, and probably a little dehydrated.

The note seemed like a good idea at the time, but things change so quickly. Hopefully these three found a way to work things out and are still friends.

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