Probably Shouldn’t Lick That: Pedobear Yogurt Lid

To lick or not to lick?

Most yogurt aficionados wouldn’t give a second thought when it comes to licking off that delicious excess yogurt on the lid — but that’s because there isn’t normally an image of a prepubescent anime girl underneath it.

Waste not, want not? I don’t care if it’s your favorite flavor — the idea of licking a “creamy white liquid” off of a little girl “lying submissively on her back,” as Asian news website Rocket News 24 not-so-delicately puts it, is straight-up icky.

Full disclosure: The half-dressed prepubescent girl printed on the back of a yogurt lid doesn’t actually exist in real life. But the completely questionable image of what it WOULD look like was created by Twitter user @neeeeko1, who created the illustration after seeing a tweet by @otakumap.

Apparently, @otakumap suggested that there would be nothing strange about licking an image of a girl if it was printed on the back of a yogurt lid.

Yech. We’re not so sure about that.

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No, we’re pretty disturbed.

H/T Rocket News 24

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