PETA Tries To Scare This Burger Joint Into Changing Their Pamela Anderson Burger
Naming burgers after celebrities is a cute idea, but one person who doesn’t appreciate it, apparently, is former “VIP” star, and long-time PETA paycheck-grabber Pamela Anderson.
Wayne’s Burger Star in Brazil has 34 burgers named after celebrities from Leonardo DiCaprio, to Halle Berry, and for whatever reason, they found Anderson important enough to name one of their burgers after.
Surely, Anderson was flattered, but according to PETA, Pam didn’t appreciate that the burger was very non-vegan. In fact, it had parts of three different animals, as the sandwich featured chicken, bacon and cheese.
Anderson sent them a passive-aggressive letter that sounded very PETA, had a bunch of stats about why meat sucks, and asked Wayne’s to either make the burger vegan, or get rid of it.
It’s doubtful that Wayne’s will do either, as they already have two veggie burgers with their Leonardo DiCaprio and even the Natalie Portman burger. Those are two Academy Award winners Pam’s trying to knock out. Baywatch and Scary Movie were great, but that’s probably not enough to take over the burgers spots of Hollywood royalty.
Here’s a thought, Wayne’s. It looks like you don’t have a Jennifer Lawrence burger and she’d probably love your chicken club. Cut your losses with your old school Baywatch crush and give it to a fantastic actress who’s actually killin’ it right now.
You don’t want PETA on your back, anyway. If South Park has taught is anything, it’s that PETA waste paint and make love to llamas. You don’t need that breathing down your neck, Wayne.
