Macklemore Controls His Orgasms With A NSFW Painting Of Bieber’s Pancake-Balancing Boner

Last year we learned that Grammy Award winning hip-hop artist Macklemore had a strange painting in his home recording studio that pictured a naked Justin Bieber balancing a fluffy pancake using nothing more than a rock-solid boner.

Macklemore’s best friend and producer Ryan Lewis was the one that revealed the deets on artist Dan Lacey’s creation, saying the portrait also shows maple syrup seductively dripping down Bieber’s chest.

Macklemore finally spoke about the painting while on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen,” saying the painting now sits above his bed, and he, umm, looks at it while doing the nasty with his wife.

“It goes right above my bed and whenever I’m with my wife, intimately, I can always stare if I want to control my orgasm. Slow it down,” Macklemore said during the interview.

Yeah, that’s probably the strangest way to prevent yourself from being a minute man, but at least it’s effective.

Macklemore also explained how the painting ended up at his house in the first place, saying that he bought it as a white elephant gift, but no one took it with them, so he just kept it. Now it has become one with him.

Sorry if we ruined pancakes for you, but if anything, Macklemore just provided guys with a bedroom pro tip. Good luck with that y’all.

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