If you're not familiar with the Carolina Reaper, it is the hottest pepper, according to the Guinness World Records.
If you want the perfect illustration as to what it's like to eat one of these, watch these two girls try to eat one:
Or check out this stupid 9-year-old kid, who couldn't drink enough milk to sooth the burning in his face hole:
Put those evil little seeds in anything, and you're going to have a bad day. However, if you're feeling adventurous, there's now a tortilla chip that contains the spicy reaper.
Notice I said chip, and not chips, as Paqui Chips sells these individually, in an ominous, coffin-shaped box, with an additional package inside that's similar to that of a condom wrapper.
Paqui teamed with Pucker Butt Pepper Company, who is in possession of the record-setting "Smokin' Ed's Carolina Reaper," so this is the real deal.
To make things worse, along with the Reaper, they've added ghost pepper and chipotle seasonings to the mix.
Now watch crazy white people eat the chip in the promo video below: