When would "gravy" and "candy" ever appear in the same sentence? Maybe when you need something fitting for that candy poutine?

Yes, you can now buy brown-striped hard candies flavored just like that puck-hard Salisbury steak you ate in grade school! If you want the taste but just don't need the hassle of preparing an all-out meal, simply pop one of these and get on with your other questionable food choices.

These candies don't develop a jiggly film, don't require a stove or a microwave, and come in a box adorned with "Lumpy the Gravy Lump." Sold.

All we need now is some delicious gravy hair gel to top it off . . .

Gravy Candy $5.95 @ Archie Mcphee

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