So a Stabbed Man with a Knife in His Back Walks into McDonald’s…

A man walked into a Queens McDonald’s Tuesday morning, CBS reports. The victim, witnesses say, had a rather large kitchen knife buried  in his back and was talking on the phone. Apparently, he was speaking to someone close to him on the other line, saying that it could very well be the last time they hear from him.

Witnesses say the victim had gotten into a fight earlier down the street where the stabbing probably occurred. He was taken to the hospital after passing out at the McDonald’s, while police are currently looking for two men involved in the stabbing.

If I was stabbed, McDonald’s would probably be the last place I’d walk into. In-N-Out, maybe. Though probably without the giant knife still in my back.

H/T CBS New York